Brainy thoughts

Old thoughts: I think dinosaurs and people all lived together happily back in the good old days and humans were mega advanced in science and they saw the giant crazy asteroid coming and started building cool ships only the persons building the ships got the door size all wrong so the dinosaurs couldn't fit (they were too big) and the humans were sad but were just like 'whoops' and they all went up in their ships and let the asteroid (meteorite?) kill all the dinosaurs and destroy the planet and they just chilled in space for awhile (time moves differently up there) and when they thought it was safe they landed and breathed in all the toxic gases left by the asteroid/meteorite and de-evolved to cave people. Yup.

Love thoughts: I love my cat and my cat loves me because we can just sit in silence. Like we don't always need to be talking and the silences aren't even awkward like most silences. He can sit in one chair and I sit in another and we just like to be near each other. I am pretty sure that is the definition of love; non awkward silences. And he doesn't mind when I watch him sleep. He's not like 'stop that's weird' = more love. And I buy him stuff. If you love someone buy them stuff to show them cause it is physical proof. And everybody likes proof of everything.

Fun thoughts: People who play games like Harry Potter Clue and scattergories are cool not lame.

HP thoughts: Everyone should read them cause they teach you important stuff. For instance; the guy you like is macking on another girl: attack him using small animals, you don't like your teacher; run away from school on a badass vehicle like a broomstick (or motorcycle if you were unfortunate enough to grow up a muggle), rely on your smart and creative friends for everything and take all the credit, create cool illegal clubs where you hex people and have no adult supervision and could seriously harm each other.

Sleep thoughts: Everyone should sleep. Because it's comfy and helps brain faculties. But before you sleep always kiss your kitty goodnight, because he loves you and you love him.