How to Reclaim Awesomeness

Rule one to becoming awesome or reclaiming your lost awesomeness: start small. Don't try and become awesome overnight, slow and steady wins the race. Reason: if you are megasuperawesomefabulous on Monday and get tired on Tuesday people will know you are lazy or are not inherently awesome. You want to slowly start adding awesomeness each day, then when you reach full blown awesomeness everyone will think you have been that way all along. It's like the Jedi mind trick of awesomeness. For example, my awesomeness has started slipping lately because of my inability to get up in the morning and put on makeup and real clothes. So the way to redeem awesomeness is to, as I said above, start small. I will shower everyday (more important than you may think) but still continue to stroll around in yoga pants and sweatshirts. I might add a little mascara at this point but on second thought let's not take things two quickly, I don't want any whiplash. After a few days I will start wearing clothes that are not made for 'lounging', start styling my hair and applying makeup. Then after a few weeks BAM!! I will stroll onto campus oozing awesomeness and no one will even remember the scary inbetween phase when I used 'au natural' as an excuse to hit the snooze button 15 times. Fake eyelashes and hair accessories you are within my grasp! I must stay strong and remember awesomeness is in the liquid eyeliner of the beholder.